Spotlight: JOEY BONES


JOEY BONES by Greg Veit
Photo: Greg Veit
Deptford Lounge, 9 Giffin Street, London SE8 4RJ
Phone: 020 7254 8130
Fax: 020 7249 8564
Greater London, England, United Kingdom
City of Bristol, England, United Kingdom
Height:6'2" (187cm)
Weight:12st. 7lb. (79kg)
Chest:107cm (42")
Waist:86cm (34")
Inside Leg:84cm (33")
Hat Size:43cm (17")
UK Shoe Size:10
Playing Age:27 - 38 years
Actual Age:33 years
Appearance:White, Mediterranean
Eye Colour:Brown
Hair Colour:Black
Facial Hair:Beard

About me:

2020, Video, Grimm, The S-booky Library, Magical Quests, Laura Hopwood
2019, Television, Peter the Great, Private Lives, Yesterday, Bruce Burgess
2019, Commercial, Amazon Prime UK, Blink Productions, Fred Rowson
2019, Stage, Lead Performer, Forest Uprising, Shunt/Block9, David Rosenberg
2019, Site Specific, 'The Cock' (Ex-Boxer), K-50 Games, Massive Productions, Robin Clyfan
2018, Television, Captain Awesome, On Order And Away, Perry Pictures, Richard Perry
2018, Commercial, Football Fan, Renault, Publicis London, Dave Monk
2018, Stage, Lord Chief Justice, Augustus Standing, Stand and Deliver, Tobacco Tea Theatre Company, Peter Taylor
2018, Site Specific, Dieter Peter von Parkenmeter, Alpine Lodge - Austrian Winter Olympics, Massive Productions, Robin Clyfan
2018, Site Specific, Acid Dealer, Midnight Madness, Charlie Partridge
2017, Stage, Sherlock Holmes, The Hound of the Baskervilles, The Jack Studio Theatre, Kate Bannister
2017, Television, Captain Awesome, On Order And Away (Pilot), Perry Pictures, Richard Perry
2017, Stage, Carver Doone, Lorna Doone, Pleasure Dome Theatre Company, Scott Le Crass
2017, Stage, Dr. Chasuble/Lane/Merriman, The Importance of Being Earnest, Pleasure Dome Theatre Company, Scott Le Crass
2017, Film, Sam (Lead), Sempiternal, Randomcat Pictures, Frazer Ash
2017, Site Specific, Blake (Canadian Lumberjack), Around the World in 80 Days, Massive Productions, Robin Clyfan
2017, Site Specific, MC/Commentator, Up + Under, Lost & Found, Rob Wilson
2016, Stage, MC, Shit-Faced Showtime: The Pirates of Penzance, Shit-Faced Showtime
2016, Short Film, Tybalt/Lysander/MacDuff, Shit-Faced Shakespeare: Shit-Faced Shorts, Magnificent Bastard Productions, David Ellis
2016, Comedy, Solo Performance, Things I've Learned About Comedy, Soho Theatre
2016, Stage, Calvinu/The Waiters, Time of My Life, Rare Insight Productions, David Lucas
2016, Stage, Cain, Cain, Blue Guitar, Jesse Haughton-Shaw
2016, Stage, Tap/Tony Stabs, Johnny Shot and the Case of the Missing Tibbles, Doctor Doctor, Nick Bulleid and John Davis
2016, Commercial, Lead, Le Trefle, Insurrection, Vincent Lobelle
2016, Commercial,, Sye Allen
2015, Stage, Saul, As Is, Mice on a Beam, Milla Jackson
2015, Stage, Robin/The Narrator, Are You Awake?, StoryKeepers Theatre Company, Jesse Cooper
2015, Commercial, ASDA George Christmas, Blac Ionica, Tim Wetherall/Jon Evans
2015, Commercial, Jean-Pierre: VP Marketing, Cannes Lions, McCann London
2015, Stage, Shaun, Face to Face, Lonesome Schoolboy Productions, Niall Phillips
2015, Film, Dean/Dee-Licious, Lipstick on the Collar, Piotr Barczak
2015, Comedy, MC/Curator, Shh! I'm Laughing!, Theatre N16
2015, Musical, Mmbop Hansen, Stand & Deliver, The King's Head Theare, Ella Marchment
2015, Stage, Calvinu/The Waiters, Time of My Life, Rare Insight/Upstanding Productions, Law Ballard
2015, Stage, Mikhail Averyanich, Ward 6, Theatre Collection, Victor Sobchak
2015, Commercial, Vet, WestJet, Moxie, Big Red Button
2014, Site Specific, Black Bishop, Human Chess, Bearded Kitten, Timmy Sampson
2014, Film, Chris, Exit 13, Slam Screen Media, John McGinty/Riyadh Haque
2014, Stage, Tony Stabs, Johnny Shot and the Case of the Missing Tibbles, Doctor Doctor, Nick Bulleid
2014, Stage, Molloy/Malone, Samuel Beckett: Try Again. Fail Again. Fail Better., Anatum's Abode, Henry Bennett
2014, Comedy, MC/Curator, Shh! I'm Laughing!, Bethnal Green Working Men's Club
2014, Stage, Bill, William S. Burroughs: What's with the Serum?, Anatum's Abode, Henry Bennett
2013, Stage, Brief Interview #11, Brief Interviews With Hideous Men, The Institute of Contemporary Art, Andy Holden & David Conroy
2013, Stage, Roger, Captain Alan of Canary Wharf, The Spider Blues
2013, Film, Max Bailey, Footballers, ArtsEd, Michael Bray
2013, Stage, Doctor/Bailiff/Jailer, Machinal, ArtsEd, Ria Parry
2013, Comedy, MC/Curator, Shh! I'm Laughing!, Bethnal Green Working Men's Club
2013, Film, Davíd Cuamorón, Students on a Shoestring, The Spider Blues
2013, Film, Trevor, Zombie Beta: Version One, ArtsEd, Michael Bray
2012, Stage, John Carter, Earthquakes in London, ArtsEd, Dan Bird
2012, Stage, Tony Jones, Promise, ArtsEd, Cressida Brown
2012, Stage, Friar Lawrence, Romeo & Juliet, ArtsEd, Janette Smith
2012, Film, Patrick Watts, Starter For Ten, ArtsEd, Michael Bray
2012, Film, Douglas Reynholm, The IT Crowd, ArtsEd, Michael Bray
2011, Stage, Mitch, A Streetcar Named Desire, ArtsEd, John Abbott
2011, Stage, Shabyelski, Ivanov, ArtsEd, Gareth Farr
2011, Stage, The Husband/The Count, La Ronde, ArtsEd, Gail Sixsmith


Accents & Dialects:
(* = native)
American-Standard, Australian, Bristol, English-Standard, Estuary English*, German, Italian, London, Manchester, Northern, RP, West Country
(* = Native/Fluent)
Music & Dance:
(* = highly skilled)
Performance:BADC Standard, Comedy, Compere, Disc Jockey (DJ), Immersive Performance, Master of Ceremonies, Stand-up Comic, Voice Acting, Writer/Director - Comedy Fringe
(* = highly skilled)
Football*, Stage Combat, Tennis
Other Skills:Writer


Arts Educational Schools London, BA Acting, 3 years, 2010-2013